March 14, 2020 Last night I saw New York, the city that never sleeps, in its post-apocalyptic form. Times Square, by far the worst place in the city, showed me her bare beauty. Constantly lined with delirious tourists, unrelenting requests,…
Kangaroos are cool. I mean, they can stand on their tail. And then kick you. While standing on their tail. I took this video at Caversham Wildlife Park in Perth, Western Australia in May 2019. Look at how their feet always…
Look, it’s easy for me to write what I’m excited to share. Like learning a language in a month by talking to topless women, or getting an internship with my childhood hero. This isn’t like that. It was hard to…
[Calling all 2000’s Nickelodeon kids: This show did not get the love it deserves.] College gyms suck. As if college weren’t crazy enough, the barriers and challenges to maintain a gym routine present preposterous predicaments. For starters, they’re a pool…
“You were a strength coach and now you’re studying writing because you want to become an entrepreneur?” “Yup, you got it.” “But you’re in a program where you make your major?” “Exactly.” “Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense,” I retrospectively…
[Note: The title is a blink-182 reference. If just one person gets it I’ll be happy.] I just want to relive this night forever. I wish they would play that over and over. Why can’t they come back here more…
The difference between playing NCAA Division III and Division I hockey is the difference between pursuing hockey as a passion or a career. Between paying for college, or going on a scholarship. Between having the best resources at your fingertips,…